Tarts!?

Tiz officially Wednesday! (here in UK..it being 12.40 summat here!)
Second lesson today I have been asked.....by the pupil...to "help" him make his pastry!
The Food Teacher has suggested that I help the pupil..but also make something myself.
So, tomorrow night..my lot are having quiche and salad!
After the baking session....I have to change my hat...am not the section head of the technicians...merely the representative..please don't shoot me!
Bleh!"!!!!
please rescue me from the mess after the meeting...please!