I saw this flowchart on Facebook, and think it is quite funny.
I don't think I need to say anything else about it.
The Mormons were out touting for business around where I live today, unfortunately I only passed them in the street and wasn't in if they knocked on my door.
There isn't a section where it asks if you wish to proselytise though.
Where do I end up? I'm not telling, but I don't think the flowchart is comprehensive enough.
In case you want to know exactly where I lifted this from it's here